True story: I called a bookstore chain of which you have heard and asked when they thought The Midwife's Tale might come in. (My goal was to stop by and sign whatever copies they had.)
Me: It's called The Midwife's Tale.
*Pause while I imagine the plot of The Midwife's T-A-I-L.*
Me: Yes, T-A-L-E.
Anyway, The Midwife's Tale is out today! And here's the Trailer: